You think I lie or embellish my stories? Fuck you, brag? I don’t think so! If you’d done even one 1/1000 of the shit I did, you’d understand. Some of my honorable shit includes fights for the underdog, or defenseless people. I came out of darkness, feet in the face of a merciless aggressor. Fuck-em-up and gone. I got a code, I never beat-ass of anyone that didn’t have it coming. I have an “ace” on my side. I can’t fight when I’m wrong… but, when I am right, me and GOD battle hard, and I don’t lose. Sorry that’s how it fuckin’ is.
You know what? Living my fuck-assed way of life is natural. Existing is lucky, and not only should I have been dead, I WAS dead. I recovered and died 4 times in just ONE of my accidents. The smell of a woman’s vagina gave me the will to live- Praise God for the Doctor that had the brains to put this woman in the hospital on the gurney in front of me and turn my nose to her Nunie. It was a sweet musk. I took a breath. I could almost feel it. She didn’t move. When my loins began to react. My dick started to harden, and then I knew I had something to live for. They took me on in and gave me open heart surgery, and removed a broken rib from my heart. They then stitched up the L shaped gash. They wired me together, stainless, and I rose from the dead. And you peeps wonder why I believe in GOD? Get real! I saw the light. I don’t have to take anybody’s fucking work for that. I left my body and I know what super natural is. I fell in love with the next woman I saw, the nurse that took me for my first walk after they yanked the double gooseneck steele hose outta my nose. I gave birth to a baby Harley Davidson that day. Oh My God. I never forgot that, ever.
Mostly only cuz I whupped-em or stole their money (unintentionally). It was always related to drugs and cash… or women. I raised my girlfriend status to 5 steady women. I maintained 5 relationships at one time. I also cheated on them too. I was the world’s greatest lover. I had every woman I was ever with (except for my second wife) tell me I was the best love they ever had. I had the biggest dick they had ever seen, and when I fucked them it was better than anybody ever had in their lives. It did sumpthin to their heads. Fuck all you can when you’re young, cuz when you get older it will never be the same. So… that’s what I did. Two times in my live I had 5 chicks, steady. I will never forget any of them… As long as I breathe! Man, beautiful. I had a 9 full fluid orgasm in one day with 8 different chicks. In ONE day! My record. But I have had more than 8, more than a few times. I was a cumm-baby-boy. I never lie!
I have had many aliases. Can’t even tell you what they were. I gave up most of the fake names after the years of being homeless in Las Vegas. I exited that life to ST. George Utah. I got into a care-n-share halfway house run by Mormons and after 40 years I cleaned myself up and returned to my home town in the Midwest. My wonderful Mama rescued me, and my disheveled self when my bi-polar mind and broken back allowed me SSI, I used the opportunity to give back to my community. I took 4 years of Art Classes at the local Community College. I joined the Art Guild and Gallery. I became a professional Artist and general volunteer. I became a respected individual in my city. I am involved with assisting the poor in many ways and help people with disabilities. I volunteer at the Alzhei`mer’s home where my poor sweet Mama lives. I transferred my need for alcohol and drugs into studying art and helping others. I am still a crazy motherfucker, but that’s part of my charm. It’s who I am. I am happy with myself and grateful to be alive!
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